What binary? I don't see a binary.

He/his pronouns, size 8 feet. Come talk to me about comic books and Patti Smith and Jarmusch. I hate Green Day and Cormac McCarthy. Nazi punks, fuck off.


Tumblr is boring me and I start college really soon.  The blag is on indefinite leave.


im still going to fight christopher paolini one day and i will win. nobody who names his protagonist ‘dragon’ but swaps out the first letter so u cant tell stands any chance against me in the ring

The dwarf king’s name is Hrothgar.

As in the king in Beowulf.

His elf maiden Arya is definitely not Arwen.

And yeah, okay, Eragon is one letter off from Dragon, but phonetically it’s also one letter off from Aragorn.

Don’t get me started on the fucking elf ancient language (jierda theirra kalfis! fucking Bjartskular YOUR HONORIFIC IS THE QUENYA WORD FOR ELF YOU MISBEGOTTEN FUCK)

The Inheritance series can fucking bite me.



“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

I’m imagining “Mad World” playing in the background and now I’m wheezing

here you go

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Dane Dehaan for Prada Spring/Summer 2014 Ad Campaign by Steven Meisel

tell me I look like him

do it

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